Chuck Norris Doesn't Do Pushups, He Pushes the World Down
Here's a bit of nostalgia. Remember those Chuck Norris lines? The ones where he is, well, Chuck Norris. Someone posted on the Book of Faces recently with the line:
Some of the responses were pretty hilarious.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
When Chuck Norris left for College, he told his dad he is the man of the house now.
They built a bridge to honor Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one ever crosses Chuck Norris.
He once killed two stones with one bird
He once threw a boomerang but it was too afraid to come back.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra; it was touch and go but the cobra is expected to make a full recovery.
When Chuck Norris went skydiving his parachute didn't open. Next day he took it back and got a refund.
He had a staring contest with the sun, the sun lost.
Chuck Norris won an argument with his wife……. Twice.
Fun fact.......Chuck Norris once upper cut a horse and that's how we got giraffes..
A cop once pulled over Chuck Norris for speeding… Chuck let him off with a warning.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke about Jada, Will Smith slaps himself in the face.
Chuck Norris went to a women’s rights convention and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.