Prince Albert Bishop: bride and groom must stay 2 metres apart!

The other day I noted, with anger and sadness, that churches are closed while marijuana shops are open. I believe there is a connection. 

Behold a letter from our bishop. Of note: if a bride and groom want to get married, they would need to remain 2 metres apart. Therefore, they should not get married.

You hear that engaged couples? 2 metres apart! Always! Even on your wedding day! 

Yes, I think you need to be high to understand this. So you now can't get wed, but you can get weed. 

Better to join in marriage than burn, says the Bible. 

Nope. Better to burn a joint than marry.


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